discount commissions are closed!

• slot 1: (anonymous)
• slot 2: BlueBune
• slot 3: Kiyata
• slot 4: Tygre

congratulations to the winners! if you are a wealthy loser you can still get an expensive commission for a million billion dollars. or you can try your luck in the next raffle in a few weeks!

I’m opening four discount commission slots!

3-hour stream: $25
Commission: $20-$30
Terms of Service

If you're interested, leave your contact info in this google form and I'll enter you in the raffle. Good luck!

If you are from the present and it is August 30th, check out 6 and 7 across! ...What is going on!?

https://www.nytimes.com/crosswords/game/mini

If you are from the future and it is not August 30th anymore, here is a screenshot. I promise it is not altered!

https://twitter.com/argonvile/status/1564615540118896644?s=20&t=Lol_s8_A6Nx3EPrZgZiRnA

Joel Fagliano if you are out there, you are the coolest and this absolutely made my day.

I love postybirb for letting me spray my art in a dozen different directions, like a sawed-off porn shotgun

But I need a new app where I can reply to comments and notes from a dozen different places, like a sawed-off porn secretary

discount commissions are closed!

• slot 1: TGee
• slot 2: Dtz
• slot 3: Caru
• slot 4: (anonymous)

congratulations to the winners! if you are a wealthy loser you can still get an expensive commission for a million billion dollars. or you can try your luck in the next raffle in a few weeks!

I’m opening four discount commission slots!

3-hour stream: $25
Commission: $20-$30
Terms of Service

If you're interested, leave your contact info in this google form and I'll enter you in the raffle. Good luck!

i caught coronavirus last weekend at a furry convention. i'm sorry! i am taking a few days off to have coronavirus and rest. so i will not stream tomorrow

i want to open up discount commissions and stream again next week! thank you for your patience

do you remember this room party picture series from 2014 where about eight pokemon fuck in a hotel room and make a mess of it? of course you don't! well, sometimes i like to put elaborate secret trolls in my pictures and this was one of those times.

if you look very, very, very closely at the first picture in the series you will see two things that are weird.

1. munchlax is eating cookies, and there is one cookie left in the container on the dresser. but if you look at the later pictures the container has more cookies in it! ...where did the extra cookies come from? actually, the pictures are a little out of order

2. i have a teeny tiny signature below the bottle of lube. but it is not signed "argon vile". it is signed "argon VLE". what happened to the letter i? is it a penmanship issue! well actually, every picture is missing one letter in my name

if you arrange the pictures in chronological order (which is hard!) and notice that all my of my signatures are missing a letter (which is also hard!) then the missing letters spell a little message. it is not a clever message! there are only so many 8-letter things you can spell with my name. but it is dumb and cute and now you know too much about this picture series

https://twitter.com/argonvile/status/1527719701303939073?s=20&t=Cs6DR6bW1an_5QK_rnbiZg 

I'm streaming more Rule 34 Gartic Phone this Saturday at 2200 GMT!

GarticPhone is a drawing game where you take turns drawing someone's description, and describing someone's drawing. If you want to draw you can join the game! If you don't want to draw you can join the audience too. Either way it is free! I hope you'll come play with us 💜

discount commissions are closed!

• slot 1: NinjaWithAShovel
• slot 2: PanazelMaria
• slot 3: Pops
• slot 4: Callie

congratulations to the winners! if you are a wealthy loser you can still get an expensive commission for a million billion dollars. or you can try your luck in the next raffle in a few weeks!